The Onion: Zoologist Spends Life Studying Anteaters
The Onion · Comedy · 3 min · 2008 · YouTube title: Expert Wasted Entire Life Studying Anteaters
Why it's here
Commenters bring it up as a joke when a thread touches on long-term commitment, obscure specialization, or someone devoting a lifetime to something niche.
What it covers
A roughly three-minute Onion News Network satire in which a host consoles a severely depressed zoologist who spent his whole life studying anteaters. It is a short comedy sketch about wasted effort and misplaced obsession.